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Random Thoughts Going Through Jordan's Head Right At This Time:

I love Apey. Her voice is comforting. I am getting fatter and fatter. The roast chili my mom made tonight was amazing. She also made Mexican Cornbread. Friken Yeah it's good!!  The Bible is great. It's so fulfilling and it makes me more and more hungry every time I read it. I am currently thinking on the idea of a week at Cornerstone 2006. 'Tis a pleasing thought. It makes a happy feeling arise in the soul. Geez I haven't updated in a while.

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Why am I so faithless?? Abraham was the man. Reading about him again reiterates that I have not given everything to God. This man was gonna kill his only freaken son, whom he had waited for for years. But yeah, Abraham said, "God I'm gonna believe you that I will have descendants like the dust of the earth and like the stars in the sky, so I'm gonna kill my only son, my only chance at that promise because You told me to. It's for your glory."

Nuff said.

Well actually not enough. This guy has crazy faith.

Random Thoughts In Jordan's Head Right At This Moment:

49 cent cheeseburgers from McDonald's are pretty friken good. I can't wait for Thanksgiving. I pray that God will reveal Himself to my buddies at work. Encounter is going to be great this weekend. I can't wait to practice with Aaron, Mark and Eric tomorrow night. I miss Apey. I will never be going to another religious school activity ever again. I see why other people don't go to them. I really need to call Zach Cottingim. He's my bud. I would really like to get together with him to catch up. Batman Begins is an exceptionally great movie and I am no longer pissed at it. I am looking forward to seeing Saw II. Jeff Lindsey and Jay Bakker are cool guys.

These are friken hilarious. You have to read them all.

Deep Thoughts

By Jack Handy

When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.

I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!!

I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.